Saturday, November 22, 2008

Another episode of Sluts Gone Wild

Chapter 9: Sluts in the Mall

Spotted: YH, J, JH, L, EC and CK, the 6 self-proclaimed sexy sluts, creating havoc in their venue-of-the-month, Sunway Pyramid. A was no where to be seen. What would these maniacs stir-up this time? I smell chaos in the air. Mmm.

You know you love me.
XOXO
Scandalous Girl

So, after sifting through countless choices on where to have lunch and singing a song of ‘Erm, Uhh, and I-Don’t-Know’, we finally settled with Canton Bay, a restaurant with ‘Chinese’ written all over. Say what?! I know. But Eu Chern was being craptistic, saying it was to remind ourselves that we were Chinese *Rolls eyes*

I felt a slight twinge of pity for the people dinning there, especially those with kids. We were one hell of a nuisance, exchanging gossip from high school friends/fiends to college mates, in an almost intolerable frenzy of people who hadn’t seen each other for DECADES. Though my sympathy for the poor souls only lasted for a split second, that is, till they started shooting these irked and pissed off glances at us, which we oh-so-mistakenly took them for encouraging us to raise our volume. We savour and feed on people’s annoyance.

Once satisfied with our damage done (the other customers would probably shoot themselves to get rid of our voices), we strode over to Starbucks to satiate our cravings for 5-star caffeine, all the way as noiselessly as a stampede of elephants. I was so proud of us.

Starbucks appeared as lifeless as usual, but thanks to us, passer-bys probably assumed we were holding some rock concert in there. The destruction was profound. Though, I swear, all we did was intoxicating ourselves with caffeine, bitched as vociferous as possible, laughed ear-splittingly and, of course, cam-whored like crazy. Pretty sane, right? I still don’t comprehend why those customers gave us that ‘fuck-off!’ look.

Trios Shee-Kin, Jing and Eu-know-who

Lootsie, Jojo and yours truly

Duos



Other random photos
The 'Dumb blond' look done oh-so-effortlessly by Jojo

Candid shots (they always paint a better picture of how everyone felt)

Give me some poses

Our first group pic

Much to the relief of everyone around us, we left in search for more victims after a while, which was more or less two hours later. How kindhearted and congenial of us. We could have dawdled there all day. So, out we trotted to cam-whore, even if it was just for the sake of provoking the people sitting there. For a moment, I really thought we were at Genting or somewhere cooling



Our second group pic


As the first trickle of rain touched our skin (even the gods frown upon our self-absorbed ways), we ditched the place for good. *Cheers and applause erupted from all around* After tons of crapping while we roamed about aimlessly, we stumbled upon Santa and his secluded toy-making land in North Pole! (Too bad there were many kids around, or our photos would have been way corrupted)


Santa's giant, multi-coloured, sprinkle-coated Christmas-decorative ball (OK, that came out a bit wrong)





Christmas tree!
Not quite as naughty...unless, of course, you switch the places. HAHA.

We stopped by Guardian to get some bottled water to quench our thirst



Santa's reindeer and elf

During one of our rounds, guess who we bumped into? Yin Ying!



Anyway, we basically just circled the mall till we could, literally, break a leg. We even ventured into Asian Avenue, which Eu Chern and Chee Kin nicknamed Lala Land. We didn’t dare come in contact with anything sold there, just in case we got contaminated with the disease.

Round after round we went, never quite knowing, nor bothering, where we were heading towards. We just had one purpose to fulfill: Cam-whore!



All of a sudden, we found ourselves among a sea of red Christmas trees. (To Eu Chern: At which angle exactly that it looked Bollywood?) To me, the place was perfect for intense cam-whoring.
Without Jojo

Without kissy-kissy Lucy


Group pic 3


Sane and sweet

NOT




Group pic 4

Ying Hui held the candy-cane of a knife against the pirate's neck while Eu Chern and Lucy grabbed the loot from his hand

Yours truly

All too soon, it was time to go. It wasn’t until Chee Kin gave each of us a BIG hug, saying “This hug is gonna last till next year!” that I realize how much I miss this bunch of sexiest people alive. God, I wonder how am I going to trudge through the 4 weeks without them.

To my sexy sluts: I LOVE you guyz, Lucinda, Joanna, Jing Hua, Eu Chern, Chee Kin, and, not to mention, my best friend, Amanda, always have and always will!

P.S. Enjoy yourselves on your vacation: Eu Chern in Bali, Lucy in Cameron and Chee Kin in Melbourne! Don’t forget to blog about it! Love you lots!