Ying Hui's Scrapbook

Damn. It took me almost 2 months to complete this poem, thanks to all those treacherous ASSignments and exams. Whatever. Here it is!

22nd February

Another episode of Sluts Gone Wild

Once again the sluts are in the city,

Not binging on cocaine or shopping spree,

But feasting with mother nature, I know,

Absurd, this new addiction of us ho's.

Daa's cupcakes aroused sugary delight,

Eu Chern thrived on junk, such fervid invite,

Jo fished up drinks from her day at the beach,

Jing Hua stuffed ham in bread to make sandwich.

Ying Hui was being French with her croissants,

Chee Kin supplied J.Co that turned us on,

And so sat the sluts at the Square Table,

Bitching about...shh...it's confidential.

Where was the last slut, you ponder and urge,

Lucy had to be holy at the church,

Meanwhile a certain slut had lost control,

Began moaning Supermassive Black Hole.

This titillated two more to holler,

"Ooo baby, don't you know I suffe-er?"

While the other three went hysterical,

Passerby cringed and thought, "Are they mental?"

Fogged by ecstasy, they lost track of time,

Heedless until Jing Hua suddenly chimed,

"I have ten more minutes before leaving",

Which shook the sluts and sent them panicking.

Thus the sluts unleashed their cam-whore talent,

Seek to conquer all land, none left barren,

The traces of jizz caused grieve and despair,

As parents try to guard their precious heir.

Cohorts: Eu Chern, Jing Hua (standing), Joanna, Amanda, me, Chee Kin

Accessorising Mr. Truck with our sexiness

Bollywood, much?

Ahem.

Chee Kin's looking pretty proud of himself for scoring a lady, even one that's taller than him

Jing Hua doing her individual photo shoot before leaving

Strived on tainting the innocents, they were,

Strutted poses that even Tyre would purr,

But as the clock struck eleven thirty,

Jing Hua was acquiesced to leave the soiree.

Possessed, the sluts refused to sequester,

Upon the minions they flexed their power,

Monkey bars, slides and those play sets with spring,

It was with pleasure they tarnished these things.

Surfing without water

Man-made Twin Tower. Literally.

Suddenly, Amanda, Eu Chern and Chee Kin suggested a preposterous idea: take a break! *Disgusted look* What a waste of time! So me and Joanna ran off on our own to cam-whore.

Weeee...

Down, down the pole

And we found out our blouses were colour-coordinated with the play sets! Indeed, ecstasy blinded our observation skills.

Yellow!

Purple!

Meanwhile, the other 3 were busy honing their cam-whoring skills as well...

They finally caught up with their breaths and decided to join us...for monkey bars!

Is it just me, or does Chee Kin really look like he was on crack?

She does this effortlessly time after time. No fair.

I couldn't just sit there and let them claim all the glory. So I attempted the monkey bar myself.

And failed miserably... =(

So, Joanna decided to lend me a hand...

All of us literally fell to the floor laughing.

Then, the cam-whore spree continued...

Going Bollywood again?

What curiosity could do to you...

*Poof* Down they plunged into the 'chasm'

Ah. The perfect photo shoot location. Free of irking urchins. Plus, it gave our photos a sophisticated background. At least compared to any other play sets in the entire park.