><((((º> Fishie fishie <º))))><

Les poissons
Les poissons
How I love les poissons
Love to chop
And to serve little fish
First I cut off their heads
Then I pull out the bones
Ah mais oui
Ca c'est toujours delish
Les poissons
Les poissons
Hee hee hee
Hah hah hah
With the cleaver I hack them in two
I pull out what's inside
And I serve it up fried
God, I love little fishes
Don't you?

Here's something for tempting the palate
Prepared in the classic technique
First you pound the fish flat with a mallet
Then you slash through the skin
Give the belly a slice
Then you rub some salt in
'Cause that makes it taste nice

Sacre bleu
What is this?
How on earth could I miss
Such a sweet little succulent crab?
Quel dommage
What a loss
Here we go in the sauce
Now some flour, I think
Just a dab
Now I stuff you with bread
It don't hurt 'cause you're dead
And you're certainly lucky you are
'Cause it's gonna be hot
In my big silver pot
Toodle loo mon poisson
Au revoir!



If only my French teacher covered this song along with all those French nursery rhymes... WHY DIDN'T SHE?! Not that there's much French words in it...

THE. SONG. IS. SO. DAMN. CUTE.

P.S. HELP. Disney songs have vexed me!
P.P.S.
Les poisson: Fishes
Mais oui: Of course
Sacre bleu (written in French as Sacrebleu): A cry of surprise/anger. In other words, Oh my God.
Quel dommage: What a pity/shame
Au revoir: Goodbye. Adios.