Monday, August 31, 2009

Let the fasting begin!

Lo and behold! My bridesmaid dress for my aunt's wedding in October!

A gentle shade of baby blue with a veil-like lace patterned with swirls and peppered with glitter. Ain't it sweet? In my favourite hue of blue, too!

Apparently the adjustments made turn out to be a little harsh on my 'flattering' body figure. Bad, bad holiday. Enticing me to satisfy my bottomless pit of a stomach. Aunt suggested, none too lightly, that I should plunge into a starvation period go on a diet. Ugh.

Oats. Taste like woodchips and remind me of dry, flaky otorrhea.
Exercise. Does hiking up the slope to Block C after lunch count?
No oily food. Still bearable, considering I only get to steam my food (without a drop of oil, mind you) when I cook in the hostel.
Pills and medication. Puh-lease. I'm not THAT desperate. And I don't plan on dying early either.

Gah. If only I have the single-minded determination and the ability to side-step distractions when it comes to food.

P.S. My man's got a new song AFTER Amanda and Joanna bought me the album last year >:(

Whatever. Nothing's stopping me from loving Body Language. And I bet you would too, Daa.


O that body's like music to my ear
O that body's like music to my ear
O that body's like music to my ear
What you want is right here

Oh she, oh she's so international
The way, the way she get it on the floor
I'm tryin', I'm tryin' to holler at you
I want, to get, to know you better

Parlez vous francais?
Konichiwa, come and move in my way
Hey, little chica from Guadeloupe
That thing you got behind you is amazing

Now, I don't speak Spanish, Japanese or French
But the way that body's talkin' definitely makes sense
It's her, her body, her body, her body language
It's her, her body, her body, her body language
The way she moves around
When she grinds to the beat
Breaking it down articulately
It's her, her body, her body, her body language
It's her, her body, her body

That make me want to say
he-eey, he-eey, he-eey
It's her, her body, her body, her body language come on

Shorty, let me whisper in your ear
Tell you, everything you wanna hear
You got my vote Hottest Girl of the Year
Let's have a ce-lebra-tion, baby

Parlez vous francais?
Konichiwa, come and move in my way
Hey, little chica from Guadeloupe
That thing you got behind you is amazing

Now, I don't speak Spanish, Japanese or French
But the way that body's talkin' definitely makes sense
It's her, her body, her body, her body language
It's her, her body, her body, her body language
The way she moves around
When she grinds to the beat
Breaking it down articulately
It's her, her body, her body, her body language
It's her, her body, her body

That make me want to say
he-eey, he-eey, he-eey
It's her, her body, her body, her body language come on

I'm lifting up my voice to say
You're the hottest girl in the world today
The way you shake you got me losing my mind
You're banging like a speakerbox
Turn around the party stops
Universal lady, let me take you away

Now, I don't speak Spanish, Japanese or French
But the way that body's talkin definitely makes sense
It's her, her body, her body, her body language
It's her, her body, her body, her body language
It's the way she moves around
When she grinds to the beat
Breaking it down articulately
It's her, her body, her body, her body language
It's her, her body, her body

That make me want to say
he-eey, he-eey, he-eey
It's her, her body, her body, her body language come on

O that body's like music to my ear
O that body's like music to my ear
O that body's like music to my ear
What you want is right here



Oui, Jesse, je parle francais :)

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