You make me wanna get a little naughty

Three little girls went to the club to dance

Looking for thrill and the naughty kind of fun

They wore dresses their moms wouldn’t like

And left the house sharp at midnight

But it was a morning of letdowns and confusion

Started with the toll to make a U-turn

Then the chivas and vodka deprivation

And the oldies in their techno version

‘Sweet Child of Mine’?!Had they lost their mind?

With remixed Big Band and Mambo in line

They tried to grind and get high but failed

While avoiding pervert guys hot on their tails

Choking, scented smoke then filled the place

What a lame attempt at dream-like haze
It did not help that the lights were dim
Nor that bodies of strangers were pressing in

It was dull, not alcohol-intoxicated

And clubbing thus uneventfully ended
The girls went home and slept after supper
Intending to catch classes a little later

A sign for the lack of free alcoholic drinks?