Well done, Arts, Culture and Heritage Ministry. Well done.
You have officially MADE my day. A round of applause for you (do I sound sarcastic enough?).
Oh, why? Hmm...let's see...
You've ruined my mood instantaneously in a what-could-have-been-perfect day
You've ruined my ENTIRE 2-week semester break since the concert was the ONLY exciting agenda on my list
You've ruined my first ever FULL gathering with my sexy sluts (Jing Hua and Yeon Li can make it for the dinner!)
You've dashed my hopes of attending a concert with my FAVOURITE GANG
And, of course, you've just successfully pissed the fans of Avril, not to mention those of the other rock and pop stars, in this entire FREAKING nation.
What an accomplishment.
YOU FUCKTARDS.
I have no idea what your FUCKING problem with Avril is, but that doesn't give you the FUCKING right to FUCKING cancel the concert!
Why, how OPEN-MINDED you are. Sexy clothes, my ass.
Do you really think, with that minuscule brains of yours (oh wait, you probably don't have any), that the tweens and youngsters of this freaking nation will be more fueled with patriotism after BETRAYING all of us by CANCELING the concert?!
I feel so passionately patriotic now. NOT.
Here you are, heatedly talking about promoting Malaysia to the world and shit, but you've turned down 1 of the most talented, sweetest, best-selling, award-winning punk rock stars around. How much more of a fucktard can you be?!
And your fucking dumb move of fining the Pussycat Dolls a bloody 1 thousand ringgit (or was it more?) will probably cause the other artists to think twice before stepping onto Malaysia, like how Beyonce skipped our country and went to Singapore instead. Lucky bloody Singaporeans.
I know your eyes are small and squinty, but surely you can see that canceling Avril's concert will get you NOWHERE.
So, kindly take your FUCKING brains out of the freezer and deal with whatever issues you have with Avril. She DESERVES to perform and show us what she's got.
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